Wow
I almost forgot I had a Tumblr! I neeed to get back on this!
I almost forgot I had a Tumblr! I neeed to get back on this!
Long time no tumble.
Me: Hello. I just received a ticket in the University parking garage for ‘Improper placement of University Parking Sticker.’
Lady: And?
Me: I’m not paying. My sticker is in the lower left hand corner of the back window, just like the tiny car drawing in my handbook, not to mention the stickers for the previous 3 years, which are in the same spot.
Lady: Well, we have an appeal process…
Me: Not an option. Look, someone from Public Safety screwed up, as they so often do. I’m not paying and I’m not appealing.
Lady: You know, they’re doing the best they can.
Me: False. Astronauts are doing the best they can. Special Olympians are doing the best they can. In fact, these folks, who are not disabled, are doing the exact opposite of that. Their inability to tell left from right and up from down is threatening to cost me money. If you’re insinuating that these folks are reaching for the stars by walking around a parking garage, slamming their faces off their ticket-printing machines until something pretty comes out, then leaving it under my windshield, then, well, no.
Lady: ….Give me the goddamn ticket.
Me: Wonderbar. Thanks a ton.this is the best thing i’ve seen all day.
epic
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I was then about to walk into town! Atleast it’s got rid of all the little shits playing on the street.
It is sunny here! :D
Eeeeagle :D
I am happy. LOLOLOLOL.